Van Halen Asteroids? Absurdly fantastic!

This is too absurd for you to miss out on! The combination of 80's video game giant ASTEROIDS along with Diamond David Lee Roth of Van Halen is a pure genius!

And just wait until the little "ships" appear to attack Dave.
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d$ and Rob discuss John Mayer's new variety show and more

Listen to d$ and Rob discuss John Mayer's new variety show, baseball's new Hall of Famers, and the Super Bowl.

(Don't worry... the John Mayer stuff comes first!)
;)

Check it out here:

d$'s Money Pit: John Mayer TV Show podcast

And give it a few minutes to load.
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100 minute John Mayer-centric Podcast!

If you want to hear two guys completely geek out over John Mayer's music, discuss his songs, lyrics, guitar playing, etc. then check out d$'s podcast:

John Mayer-Centric Podcast

:)

What It's Like To Own John Mayer

I own John Mayer. It's true. He's mine and he has to do everything I command him to do. If I want him to hug a friend of mine, he has to. If I want him to wink at someone, he does it. He'll even poke the people I want him to.

What I'm talking about is the Myspace application "Own Your Friends." It's basically a game where you accumulate "money" for doing certain activities, and if you have enough you can purchase your Myspace friends as virtual "pets." Once you own them, you can make them poke, hug, wink at, smack, and high-five your other friends.

Well, JMMA has owned John as a pet for about a month now and during that time I've received a handful of requests from people I don't even know saying, "Can you please make John poke me?!? Pleeeeeeese!!!" Uh... okay. I almost want to write them back afterward and say, "Was it good for you?"

Anyway, my point of this is... I'm going to begin leasing John out. If you want him, please post a COMMENT at www.myspace.com/jmmagroup and let me know when you want him, how long you want him for, and what you're willing to pay for him. What you do with him is your business. Just please hose him down after and let him drip-dry. (He shrinks and fades in the dryer.)

Any takers?

Sincerely,

John Mayer's owner,
Otherwise known as,
~ Rob

Get a personalized JMMA Membership Card!

Want a personalized JMMA membership card for your Myspace page? Just message me at the JMMA Myspace page and let me know how you want your card to read.

Name:
Number (in this format: xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx):
Member Since (must be 3/07 or later):

Thank you to Bri for suggesting this!

JMMAer of the Day

If you'd like to increase the circle of your JM friends on Myspace, complete the questions below and we will feature you as the "JMMAer of the Day" in a Bulletin. Please cut and paste the questions below into a message and sent it to us at the JMMA Myspace account (www.myspace.com/jmmagroup).

First name:
Where do you live:
Favorite Quote:
Interests/Hobbies:
Three things you love besides John Mayer:
What 'table' did/do you sit at in high school (popular, jocks, geeks, band, etc):
Three words you'd use to describe yourself:
Would you like other JMMAers to add you (yes, no):
Anything else you'd like to add:

Also, please specifiy what picture you'd like us to use from your Myspace gallery.

That's it! Have fun with it, kids. This isn't a test. :)

xox,
~ Rob

JMMAgazine: How to be featured on the cover

The JMMAgazine covers have bonded JMMAers in a way that I never would have dreamed. Once I started posting these in our gallery, JMMAers started commenting on each other's covers and the next thing you know, they were adding each other as friends.

We've had lots of people ask us how they get one themselves. It's simple: Just ask. Well, there's a little more to it than that. I'll lay it out in steps:

1. Send us a message at the JMMA Myspace page saying you'd like a JMMAgazine cover.
2. Include the picture that you want on the cover, or let us know which picture in your gallery to use. Remember that it has to be a decent sized picture to work.
3. If you have any specific headlines you want on your magazine, let us know. Otherwise, we'll make them up on our own. *evil grin*
4. Give us a couple days to complete your cover, and we'll email it to you at your Myspace page when it's done.

Simple, huh? And all that we ask in return is that you comment on a few of your fellow JMMAers covers and make friends. :)